barkolepsy

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.

Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Barkolepsy

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

by klarnage October 6, 2010

bankometer

The digital marquee outside of a bank that tells you the temperature

Dang! Ho, did you see the reeding on that bankometer?

by Ross Hog November 26, 2010

bandoleered

provided with a shoulder strap

the bag was bandoleered

by Swedish Ginger Girl February 22, 2017

Bankle

When a pregnant woman thinks there is no separation from her booty to her ankle

Girl , you need to put on some thigh high boots to cover up your bankle !

by sanbox May 16, 2018

Banklet

Just as if you were to have a booklet, banklet is a statement of how much paper(money) you have in your bank account and how much different banklets as in how many accounts

Just spent like a vvs from my banklet

by Shadrach October 13, 2020

Bankles

Boobs that sag down to your ankles

"I'm going to bite your bankles"

by FunnyFunnyJokeJ0ke July 8, 2021