ballstastic

anything that is so fantastic it actually makes ones balls twitch.

when jim hit the lottery it was so ballstastic that he could hardly speak.

by tellitizaman October 11, 2010

Ballstastic

Disappointing, having a bad time. Could be used as opposite of fantastic.

The company president is coming to the office tomorrow, work will be ballstastic.

by mzeatwzad October 17, 2011

Ballstache

A mustache for your balls.

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?

by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004

ballsass

v.

Bad.

Shitty.

1. Today is a ballsass day.

2. Judy, stop being such a ballsass!

by Ballsackreligious April 7, 2006

ballstache

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.

Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time

by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007

ballsasshole

A Ballsasshole is a pompous male who causes displeasure to others by his actions.

That Ballsasshole took my parking spot.

by Rob Groves November 12, 2007