baldracca

It's like puttana, but it sounds "ancient", and it is mainly out of use, save for some context.

La baldracca aspettava a gambe aperte che la riempissi. (The whore was waiting with here legs open, so that I could fill her)

by jeropot January 30, 2009

ballurism

a testical expansion resulting in a semenal explosion. Often caused caused by extremely snug fitting shorts and various blue ball situations.

after a ballurism, my eyes were glued shut for weeks.

by dhaz18 September 30, 2011

Bárður

Bárður was a little dwarf in the Netherlands who kept talking to rats and lived in a cave. One day he went out in the city, and he gott bullied like he never was before

why are you trying to talk to that rat, you remind me of Bárður

by Danté Bandé January 14, 2020

Harald Baldr

Harald Baldr is a famous youtube personality, world-renowned as the muffsiah. Known across the globe under different names (including Heraldo Baldieri, Berald, Hertald, Herald and Harold), he is a man who excels in different aspects of life and also developed several skills over the years, including:

- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating

He is also:

Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff

Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.

Benjamin: "oh man, that Russian muff was quite tasty. I bet Mr. Harald Baldr would approve"

Tim K: "make Harald great again"

by Burundi November 26, 2019

baldus

one who is of hebrew origin, or jewish. Only win's games of madden by their cheap manipulation of the gaming engines loop holes, or glitches. Usually prefers men, but beastiality acts will do.

person 1-"dude did you see that madden game? he woulda never one if he wasn't such a baldus"

person 2-"yeah, it was a jew play, he pulled out his hebrew hammer on that one."

by kevin spacey's from jersey January 14, 2010

Baldric

A dude who makes dumb YouTube videos for some reason.

Person A: Dude look at that person on YouTube, Baldric. Is he bald or something?
Person B: I don't know. I wonder why he made his name like that lol.

by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023