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one who is of hebrew origin, or jewish. Only win's games of madden by their cheap manipulation of the gaming engines loop holes, or glitches. Usually prefers men, but beastiality acts will do.
person 1-"dude did you see that madden game? he woulda never one if he wasn't such a baldus"

person 2-"yeah, it was a jew play, he pulled out his hebrew hammer on that one."
A youtube rapper who promised his fans he'd go bald if his new album reach no.1 on the official UK charts, but then pussies out cause he loves his cheeto hair too much.
Bahahahahaha #baldski
Baldski by TransportForNSW May 29, 2020
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Badussy War 

The Badussy war is a war that killed millions of people. Nicki Baussy and Cardi Baddusy was included in this war. Peaches was crying about the lost of plum.
“ The Badussy war was crazy
Badussy War by ratatatatatat12 April 23, 2022

balduino 

Balduino comes from Australian meaning literally "masculine man" or "sexy".
She/he is so Balduino
balduino by Balduino July 16, 2016

Badushka 

It is a variable word meaning anything you want it to mean. (Pronunciation is Ba-Douche-Ka.)
Dude your mom is so Badushka.

There was some Badushka on his shoe we weren't sure what it was.

Dude last night was so Badushka.
Badushka by ATG1795 March 16, 2010

The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.

baldis basics 

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler
baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family
baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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