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Rocky Balboa

A type of beverage. Made by emulsifying an entire egg in a shot glass, doing so another 3 times, slugging back all 4 while receiving numerous haymaker punches to the torso, and winning the title match.
"Yeah man I made a Rocky Balboa last night, I ended up beating up a bunch of dudes in an alleyway.
by Spectralknight January 23, 2021
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twaty balboa

The sexual act in which a female sits on their partners face and rides on it with such ferocity that it brakes his/her nose
What happened to David's nose ? Oh he spent the night with Jennifer and she twaty balboa'd tbe shit out of him!
by Rad O Carl August 6, 2017
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rocky balboa

After having been blue-balled by some skank, you wait for her to fall asleep and expel ejaculate over the entire surface of her eyes. Upon waking she will experience vision much like that of Rocky in his movies after a fight.
That goat (aka Stevie Nicks) really learned its lesson after a gave it the rocky balboa.
by Spencer Banks August 27, 2006
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Crusty Balboa

The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.
She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!
by CupOHotCarl May 12, 2011
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the balboa

When you masturbate with a boxing glove while watching one of the six Rocky films.
I blew a Rocky-sized load after a long session of the balboa.
by seanatron December 12, 2008
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Rocky Balboa

noun: the act of punching your partner in the face, after they've finished fellatio, so the ejaculate spews out of his/her mouth like saliva out of the mouth of any of Rocky's adversaries when he delivers a finishing blow.
Her black eye was an unforeseen side effect of giving her the Rocky Balboa.
by TWayne December 4, 2013
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Rocky Balboa

An act of masterbation in the shower by having one arm tugging and one arm on the wall like Rocky Balboa's one armed press up.
Dude, I had a fantastic Rocky Balboa in the shower last night.
by Chesk September 12, 2009
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