buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.

Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.

by glassballs4u October 30, 2016

buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else

I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.

by Tom June 6, 2003

buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!

i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin

by Nice_and_greasy_slips_in_easy October 21, 2005

Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.

Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018

buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009