Bill
Firstly "Bill" is a good soul and he means the things he says. He is practically a hippie.
Secondly if your name is Bill, make sure you are tall and commanding. Little people don't fuck with tall people, period. However sometimes you talk too much...actually you talk way too much.
But people like you nevertheless and this works for you. Frequently you wear shorts. Why? Because you are fucking tall and tall people have a harder time finding pants.
On the plus side people have never seen you naked in the men's locker room - and that is appreciated. Classy move.
Ohh yaaa "Bill"!
Secondly if your name is Bill, make sure you are tall and commanding. Little people don't fuck with tall people, period. However sometimes you talk too much...actually you talk way too much.
But people like you nevertheless and this works for you. Frequently you wear shorts. Why? Because you are fucking tall and tall people have a harder time finding pants.
On the plus side people have never seen you naked in the men's locker room - and that is appreciated. Classy move.
Ohh yaaa "Bill"!
Darn-it "Bill" you are so fucking tall that your kids are probably taller than you. It must be really nice mofo!
Bill by the_old_drunkard October 30, 2019
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