3 definitions by the_old_drunkard
Firstly "Bill" is a good soul and he means the things he says. He is practically a hippie.
Secondly if your name is Bill, make sure you are tall and commanding. Little people don't fuck with tall people, period. However sometimes you talk too much...actually you talk way too much.
But people like you nevertheless and this works for you. Frequently you wear shorts. Why? Because you are fucking tall and tall people have a harder time finding pants.
On the plus side people have never seen you naked in the men's locker room - and that is appreciated. Classy move.
Ohh yaaa "Bill"!
Secondly if your name is Bill, make sure you are tall and commanding. Little people don't fuck with tall people, period. However sometimes you talk too much...actually you talk way too much.
But people like you nevertheless and this works for you. Frequently you wear shorts. Why? Because you are fucking tall and tall people have a harder time finding pants.
On the plus side people have never seen you naked in the men's locker room - and that is appreciated. Classy move.
Ohh yaaa "Bill"!
Darn-it "Bill" you are so fucking tall that your kids are probably taller than you. It must be really nice mofo!
by the_old_drunkard October 31, 2019
Keoni is beautiful. That being said sometimes she looks too good - post-apology sex good if you catch my drift. This can be too much people who have no self awareness. She's pretty fucking hot - the word "licious" comes to mind. Wait is "licious" a word? Who gives a shit.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
Damn that girl is fine yo I wish my name was Keoni.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
by the_old_drunkard November 3, 2019
A derogatory term for Chinese nationals, Chinese immigrants, and typically any Asian that exemplifies Chinese behavior.
by the_old_drunkard June 30, 2020