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Beto Chavez
1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.
2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."
3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.
2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."
3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.
"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."
Beto Chavez by Bejesus May 7, 2003
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Beto male
1. Adjective: A whiny guy who thinks that he can get people to like him through self flagellation about his white privlidge and through threatening to take away fundamental human rights cause he says it's for the good of society. No one actually likes the Beto male and this is very frustrating to him, considering his entire persona is based on doing and saying what he thinks other people around him will like. Everyone sees through it though and thinks he's annoying and clueless. This leads the Beto male to lash out in explitives filled rants of frustration.
2. Someone who has never won an election. Would lose in a fight too.
2. Someone who has never won an election. Would lose in a fight too.
That guy Robert keeps following me around and apologizing for if he's ever been a mysoginist to me and then keeps asking me if I will go out with him, that guy's a fuckin Beto male
Beto male by TheDanburglar September 19, 2019
Beto O'Rourke
Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.
Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.
Beto O'Rourke by Soul_Driver January 7, 2019
Beto Chavez
Beto Chavez by donald rumsfeld October 19, 2003
Beto O'Rourke
The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.
Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
Beto O'Rourke by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018
Beto Charms
While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms
Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.
Beto Charms by Major Peeler October 11, 2019