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bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)
hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis
by davidbrent August 11, 2006
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bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 22, 2005
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bell end face

a person who's face is so (naturally) red/pink/purple/blushed that it looks like a bell end

can also be known as bell end head
jonny's face looks like a bell end, that fucking bell end face
by doulikemyname? September 12, 2008
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bell end sebastian

A term used to mock an individuals musical taste, or judgement in general, inferring that they are something of an idiot. Comprised of the term 'bell end' - meaning the end of ones penis, and 'Belle and Sebastian' - a moderatly popular band of the late 90's, thought by most people to be slightly crappy.
don't listen to a word he says Norman, he likes bell end sebastian!
by zeusfox March 11, 2007
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bell end mouse

The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.
Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse
by leg-end May 13, 2005
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Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
by Lifejacket July 30, 2008
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unwanted bell end

A very special type of person that makes you want to kill them on sight, and only they can do this. Most of the time they are unwashed, greasy, disgusting. Common traits among these people are being racist, homophobic, sexist and just plain rude and annoying.
Alex is such an unwanted Bell End
Donald Trump is an unwanted bell end
by Heisenhoven May 6, 2018
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