Axe

A weapon of high destruction usually found in a middle school boys locker. This weapon suffocates the victims and gives the user delusions that they are cool.

NOO THE AXE HAS BEEN SET OFF

by ImPanDontMakeMeDecide April 17, 2019

Axe

A middle schooler's shower, often repelling all other life forms from the pure stench.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, this is that new smell of Axe that my mom bought me."

by zaddio August 22, 2018

Axe

the best smelling deodorant body spray there is.

girl:"when jared wears axe it turns me on"
other girl:"yeah me too, other stuff makes me gag

by jon1243 May 26, 2005

Axe

Code word for douche bag alert.

That guy looks like he uses axe body spray. (That guy seems like a douche)

by Komuhhdee January 14, 2015

Axe

To propose a question

Say nigga! I awready axed you fo some bling NA SAYING HOMIE?

by maximousf16 March 16, 2009

Axe

Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

by William Warney April 23, 2011

Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.

Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023