Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

entangled awakening

awakening, self-awareness, greater states of consciousness due to the interaction with others, and merging as one.
carina chatlani

Everyone has an energy field influenced by the entangled awakening of others.

by anonymous May 10, 2020

Pi Awakening

When an oft-semi-innumerate lay public realize that the number π has so much more to offer in terms of mathematical beauty or metamathematics (or mathematical philosophy), which allows them to experience sporadic aha moments, other than what they had boringly learned about the constant in school.

Going by the increasing number of pop math titles on pi published by math educators of different nationalities in different places, it can be arguably posited that there is presently a post-pandemic pi awakening sweeping the planet, much to the delight of both recreational and amateur mathematicians.

by Fasters December 14, 2022

Anticipation Awakening

When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.

Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.

"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".

"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".

by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010

Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011