Love Asthma

The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.

Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.

Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'

Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'

by StJimmyL March 1, 2010

AstaAndYunoSolo

A name commonly used to express someone who does not miss/ always stating facts. Another name to tell others you have good taste and/or someone has good taste in everything

Man That dude is an AstaAndYunoSolo!

by AstaAndYunoSolo October 29, 2021

Your City Gave Me Asthma

An album that the twitch streamer Wilbur Soot wrote. It is NOT an aesthetic, and it is mostly about his ex. and it’s also not a TikTok song.

List of songs in the album:

Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris

Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

Ashaad

Ashaad is a nice sexy guy with a lot of talents. If you meet him don't get on his bad side he can become a thug. He is a good athlete and can pull hoes

Ashaad is a baller

by ron hussle October 16, 2015

Asthma

A candition in which it is nearly impossible to breath. When you get a simple cough you have a 96% chance of actually dieing. It’s not fun

Consider your self very lucky if you don’t have asthma

by Sksksk bxtch March 18, 2019

asthmaflowština

(Serbian): the result of trying to say something interesting and eloquent but at the same time witty and cool, and failing miserably.

See also: quasi-intelligent bullshit.

- Hey, man, did you hear that new Wu-Tang joint? It's hot as hell!

- Oh yeah, I've been enjoying it thoroughly. Ghost's interweaved street slang and melodic flow just compliment Meth's cadence so brilliantly. It's a fucking masterpiece. And the social implications are...

- Dude, fuck you, if I wanted someone to ruin the song for me with a bunch of asthmaflowština, I'd have gone straight to VojOa.

by Miloš September 3, 2005

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011