assworth

something that isnt worth a thing.

The air u breath is assworth as in doesnt cost you a thing

by Jacson Rod April 21, 2008

asshorder

Someone who farts alot

You fart so much, you asshorder

by John stiglich October 15, 2006

assworthy

used to describe an object that is as worthy of an ass

An assworthy pile of dung

by Danza December 8, 2003

asswordaphobe

you know that guy you see in a video game chat, that freaks out if you use the word nigger, testicle, boob, or fag? Asswordaphobes are the new troll that festers in video games you play on the computer like gmod, csgo. and TF2. if you see an asswordaphobe proceed with extreme caution.

guy 1: hey guys guese what
guy 2: what
guy 1: BOOBIES!!!
guy 2:cool
guy 3: dude not cool you spelled everything wrong in your first sentance and now you have completely ruined this chat by sodimizing it with the word boobies. you are such a fucking asshole
guy 1: shut up asswordaphobe.

by cancer rape is awesome November 8, 2015

Asslord

A big asshole.

"I just met this very annoying asslord the next day."
"Oh, you mean Greg."

by weraptor October 23, 2018

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021