abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth

After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination

by jaymboct September 26, 2009

JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head

My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.

by The Slinger November 12, 2016

Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Assessination

(n.) The process of assessinating.

Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Assumanation

Assuming something that is obvious from looks.

From assumanation, this is the blue one.

by Uur.mom.is.gayy December 29, 2019

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.

I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard

by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010