assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assuage

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

asslagger

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Asslige

When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige

Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!

by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010

Assbag

A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".

"Good thing my Assbag came out"

by PAEL March 6, 2013

asshag

1.someone being an jackass but worse.
also with a trait of ugliness.

2.Someone fronting without the ability to front.

1.Urinal: morb loves the fatties! lol!
V23: quit being an asshag and stop teasing him about it!

2.Bush talking about devotion of soldiers in major conflicts.

3.Carnage is an asshag!

by JTZ September 30, 2004

assbag

1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.

by tr0n December 31, 2003