passertive

when you are passive aggressively assertive

1. "she was being a little rude" "nah man, she was bein passertive"

2. i get shit done when i man up and become passertive

3. the kid across from me on the bus wasn't moving, so i jumped ahead of him to get off. sometimes you just gotta be passertive like that

by brashlin June 15, 2014

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.

Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.

by BlueNinja November 19, 2007

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010

Sassertive

A combination of "Sassy" and "Assertive".

"Hellooooo, my blood sugar is low! Give me the damn food" "Damn you're sassertive! It's pretty hot, actually."

by MuzzyIsMe April 8, 2006

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

asservescence

The ability of a woman's hindparts to liven up the room and brighten the atmosphere. To put all the men on pause.

Her asservescence stole the breath of every man in the club!

by Ry-G October 13, 2010