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.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.
by Titus1133 June 6, 2010
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aspiflicated

The state of being excessively drunk, Inebriate, Shit faced.
Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighbors kiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.
by JackT January 1, 2006
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Aspie

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.
I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006
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Aspirin

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
by DFJD May 17, 2006
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random as pi

Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.
Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!

Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.

555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
by gnostic1 July 10, 2010
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Primal Aspid

A deadly little creature that wreaks havoc and chaos.
The pantheon is easy, but that thing the primal aspid it scares me.
by Pale Challenger March 17, 2019
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Aspire

Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl
This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition!

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by winnipegdude November 19, 2013
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