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No I'm not going to do that. If me being muble is more important than other people's kids lives then fine but that's on you.
Hym "I'm not going to asks and if you let them get away with using my shit without paying me I'm going to murder literally as many kids as I can. End of discussion. You don't have the right to do to me what you're doing. The punishment will the death of children."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Ask

the selling price of an item, particularly a financial security.
Bonds' asking prices
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
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Ask

A tool a black person uses to chop down a tree.
Jamal felled the tree with his ask.
by Fiend2misfits February 18, 2025
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Ask

I'm not going to ask. I'm not letting make whatever point about asking you're trying to make and I'm not going to pretend you didn't bury a dozen children in trying to make it.
Hym "I'm not going to ask. I'm telling you. You are being told. You were TOLD to do something and you didn't do it. What happened? What happened when you didn't do what you were TOLD? Did a 'rare form of schizophrenia' happen? No. It didn't. I'm not asking you because I don't have to ask you."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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Åsk

The Vikings used this ancient name in advertising. For this reason, you're able to find humans named Åsk around the world. They have magical powers to conquer pretty much everything. High sense of fashion and tradition. That's why they're limited edition.
Did you ask for an Åsk? Because you need magical powers for this!
by Staaksie January 25, 2021
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Ask out your crush day

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day
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Ask The Planet

A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.

The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.

The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.

The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.

The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.

The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.

They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.

The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.
by TB_ftw February 15, 2010
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