Artist

(5,000BC-2015)- A creative person who brings ideas and dreams to life through music, painting, sculpture etc.
(2016-Present)-An idiot with lots of free time and money.

(5,000BC-2015)-Leonardo Da Vinci was a one of a kind artist.
(2016-Present)-An artist decided to drink blue ink to show to circulation of fluids in and out of the body.

by RealisticDude May 26, 2017

Artist

Someone who wears a bitter scarf and burns concert pianos in manors while masturbating and to operas very loudly with a bourbon in one hand.

Student
-Miss, have you heard on the news about that freak?
Art Teacher
-He was simply an artist.

by Djfreaxxx December 5, 2011

Artist

Short version: A moron

Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."

Scientist, dragged to art museum by a group of well meaning friends: "I see no point in this. It's a bunch of liquid pigments splashed randomly onto a large canvas."

Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"

Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"

Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"

by Sciencenut1 August 15, 2011

artist

A fucker that makes shit and labels it art. Usually French and on drugs, although many are claimed to be German.

What the fuck is that shit?
That "shit" is art bitch.

by Whipset May 24, 2005

Artist

Real ones live in squalor and die alone.

Iam "It is funny seeing people quote the 'You get what you deserve' line though. Imagine that. You write something publicly and don't even think about it. You don't think it's good or even that anyone will even care. 2 years goes by and your pirating a movie (because why would I pay for something that is probably going to suck) and you get to the climax. You start to hear yourself as it builds to the climax and you think yourself 'Wha... What's going on? That sounds like me'. And he gets to that last line BANG! 'OH.... Shit... That is me...'. and everyone fucking LOVES it. Some people quote that line in every other post they make. And, in hindsight, the compulsive laughter reflects the compulsive nature of sexuality (that I also talked about) and his imaginary girlfriend reflects the 'romanticized ideation' I talked about. He even followed the Robert De Niro/Samuel L. Jackson rule I wrote about. Un-fucking-believable. The life of an artist is bittersweet."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2022

artist

a person who is too dumb and not capable to do anything else. usually has a mental disorder or is on drugs

>why did you become an artist?
>because i failed school and i'm not usefull for anything else.

by 143555e4 December 16, 2010

artist

Someone who tags up the block with spray cans. A graffiti artist.
Also lengthened to graff-artist.

That artist's tag is everywhere.
He's bombing the whole block.

by wAsTe October 30, 2003