Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

by the epster July 8, 2010

fandicapped

A person who takes steamy showers or equally steamy bowel movements without turning the fan on.

Mary is fandicapped, the bathroom reeks!

by fuzznuts81 May 14, 2009

Handicapped Dragon

When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.

Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!

Boy2: Yeah what is it?

Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!

Boy2: Why is it handicapped?

Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!

by Rico326 September 4, 2013

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.

My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.

by sanestinsane July 7, 2011

mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.

A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.

by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013