analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

analog toys

any traditional toys for children like footballs, bicycles and such that are not digital technology toys, such as iPhones, tablets of video games.

Did you get anything good for Christmas? No, all I got was analog toys.

by Mark P. Animal November 22, 2014

analog shave

shave with a straight razor; not electric.

I can't shave analog, man--gotta use tha Norelco.

That analog shave gave me a muhfuckin rash, man . . .

by gokblok March 30, 2008

analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.

The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

analog cigarette

The common traditional cigarette, a crude, old-fashioned nicotine delivery device, consisting of processed tobacco wrapped in a paper tube, from which smoke is inhaled after being lit.

So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette.

Dude, you're still smoking analog cigarettes? Get with the tech and vape, man!

by Saint Mike February 16, 2009

analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages

My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.

by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018

Analog Cigarette

A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.

After I quit analog cigarettes, I started smoking electronic cigarettes.

by stratsplooger November 17, 2011