Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018

Alcohol

The catalyst & reason all ugly people are hooking up, why most settle, not accomplish their dreams, pass out get up and do it again the next day.

I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do it's before work, after work And sometimes in between.

by sofa king retar dead April 3, 2017

Alcohol

Solution to all of life’s problems. It makes you high and forget about your problems and your life.

Sally drank alcohol last night and immediately felt better.

by gurl456 December 27, 2019

alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

alcoholic

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

by TnPat March 8, 2004