Alaskan Yev

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.

Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.

by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Alaska Young

Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..

You're just like Alaska Young, beautiful but cold

by straightandfast October 25, 2014

Alanah

Alanah's are fit and funny. Sometimes rude to people she doesn't care about, she is very blunt in speech. She is sexy and original,cute and quirky, if you meet a girl called alanah make friends as quick as you can! She will always be loyal and trustworthy. Intelligence is key, boys think she is cool, but strong minded. She charms easily, sometimes a bit crazy and weird but guaranteed to make you smile.

Girl: She is rockin that style.....

Must be an Alanah

Girl: I love hanging around with that girl she's a total alanah

by USArocks December 23, 2013

Alana

The best girl in the world. She is always loving and can be desperate for love at sometimes. She may say that she wants to parish from the world, but the world would end cause her caring heart would be gone. Nobody understands how powerful she is to me. She holds my hand, she can get a bit loud too. May curse in class... a lot. But her gentle kisses, her warmth from her cuddles. Mean alot to me. Alana's, well they can be sexual most of the time. But my alana, she is the cutest, sexiest person ever. You wouldnt want to let go of a Alana. Not ever. I would never let go of mine. I love her. You would want to spend your life with Alana, too.

Me: "Alana, my girlfriend, is the best girl ever."
Other person: "Damn, I want a Alana!"

by DevCampy October 15, 2018

Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013