Choke On An Almond 

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.

I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.

Choke On An Almond by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011

Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

Almond Breeze by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

Scorched Almond 

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

Scorched Almond by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

One Almond by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

Almondroca 

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.

Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca

Almondroca by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

Almond Butter 

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

Almond Butter by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

almond palmer 

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

almond palmer by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018