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Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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Affectionship

An Affectionship is the in between of friendship and a relationship. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend but nor are you just friends. You have a deep affection for one another but have not yet made it official. An affectionship tends to lead to a serious relationship, so hold off on the DTR and let it take it's course.
Man: Are you and Courtney dating?
Man: Kind of, I really like her but it's more of an affectionship right now.

Woman: Chris just asked me out!
Woman: So what is this??
Woman: It's an affectionship, we like each other.
by lydiebiddie July 14, 2013
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Affectionate Bite

An affectionate bite is when the act of biting is performed in such a way that is meant to portray happiness and love to the bitee. It is not intended to harm or injure (although these are possible side effects) but instill friendliness in a oral form.
She affectionatly bit his arm and all was well.

After an affectionate bite, the two strangers became friends and lived happily ever after.
by ~Pretz~ August 11, 2009
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Afflictionado

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.
That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.
by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010
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afucktionate

Being affectionate simply to have sex.

Being nice to your partner just so you can fuck.
My boyfriend was being really nice to me, until I realized she was just being afucktionate.

That girl let me take her wherever, but she really just wanted to be in my pants. She was being afucktionate.
by psi42 July 19, 2009
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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
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