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Acquire your bitch

When a business man negotiates a deal to "take another man's bitch.". It is typically a generally smooth transaction
Tommy will acquire your bitch, while wearing his suit, with just one phone call
by Yehsgsvdhakwoxjbw October 15, 2016
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legally acquire

To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.
When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?
by Shay Guy September 15, 2009
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acquitted

to release or discharge (a person) from an obligation , to satisfy someone lol
I was acquitted
by Lovely 1460 October 10, 2017
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acquired scrotum?

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?
"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"
by Scrotometer #5 September 30, 2006
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Acquired Taste

Describes someone who is ugly at first, but gets prettier when you spend more time with them.
Guy 1: Why are you hanging out with her? She's ugly.
Guy 2: Nah Bro, She's just an acquired taste.
by Thad Badassle August 20, 2013
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Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)

ABS is a serious condition that has a gradual onset but eventually becomes permanent and lasts a lifetime. There is no known cure and no known effective treatment. The most obvious symptom is a blank, expressionless, unreadable face that becomes the default permanent face one presents to the world unconsciously. It tends to make other people instinctively recoil in terror often making normal social interaction confusing and painful for the sufferer. It is actually harmless to others and can even often be useful in certain situations. Occasionally it is accompanied by a very subtle nod of the head. Onset can be as early 10 years old, and left untreated, gradually becomes permanent by age 14.
"Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)" can be recognized on every ballet dancer having trained from an early age with a reputable school that does not participate in competitions
by Tired, Retired Dancer September 14, 2010
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acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction
"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."
by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011
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