but actually

a phrase said when adding on to a sarcastic or joking comment to imply you really actually agree with the sarcasm.

otherwise used to indicate you weren't kidding.

*on facebook picture*
p1- you're so ugly. lol jk
p2.- but actually...
p3. fuck you

OR
p1. wow she's so dumb
p2. hahah yeah total idiot jk
p1. no, but actually..

by uurghy October 6, 2010

actually

The most overused adverb I've ever heard. Used by those whose vocabularies lack adverbs. How annoying.

Girl: Actually, it goes like this. You actually go to school, where you actually get to make out with this actually cute guy. Then you actually get to know his name, actually hook up with him on friendster... (ad infinitum)

by Chubod December 14, 2003

Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by j john October 24, 2017

aksually

an annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!

"aksually is live on twitch!"
"who?"
"you know, that one annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!"

by Iudwig December 31, 2020

actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

aksually

A twitch streamer and a youtuber. Was Quackity aka Quackityhq's best friend but not anymore but he still has Hooverr lol. He is hot, tall and slim with a deep sexy voice, wears glasses and he is estonian. He is so funny too!

On Twitch: "Aksually is live!" (Clicks on watch stream)

by AngelCakesYT October 6, 2021

actuallyhorikoshi

The same TikTok as followingmonoma lovers, they have 1018 followers, a god complex and is often known for having quite the obsession with monoma. They probably have a shrine of monoma 😕‼️

“Hey do you know actuallyhorikoshi?”
“That TikToker with a massive simp obsession over monoma?”

by Simp.va June 28, 2021