accident

Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.

I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?

by Bob Quigney November 3, 2007

Accid

Some horrible armpit smell, so bad it smells like expired Axe deodorant turned into acid. Accid smell may take over the entire building in seconds. People say "Accid" smell is usually found in your coworker's overused jacket.

"EVACUATE THE BULDING, DONNA JUST TOOK OF HER ACCID SWEATER"

"When he gets his hands up, that accid smell makes anyone run for their lives"
Dude, your jacket is the definition of accid

Bro, you need some deodorant! You smell accid!!

by Howwedo November 21, 2014

'There is no accidents'

there is no accidents, Master Oogway.
Then what am I?

And what are you?

'There is no accidents'
But younger gen Zs and Alphas

by Professor White July 16, 2021

Accidently

Anal insertion

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.

by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009

Accidented

When a vehicle bumps into another object, damage is caused, mainly a dent.

My car was accidented when I backed into the wheelbarrow.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

Accidently

Accidently (a whole coke bottle) - Verb

To accidently something is to insert an object 5 to 6 inches up your rectum. This is commonly used to cause sexual pleasure, as it is also to annoy others.
The most common item to accidently is a coke bottle, yet most things can be used.
Using this term creates interesting prospects.

"I accidently a WHOLE coke bottle!"

"I have something to tell you... I accidently your dildo last night..."
"Accidently what?"
"Your dildo."

"I'm not gay! I just like to accidently!"

More examples at http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

by CJdamaster December 23, 2008

accident

-an unwanted pregnancy.

-an illegitimate child.

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

by notajerrymcguire March 26, 2010