Accident

Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.

Rachel, you were an accident

by Dollar dollar bill y’all May 12, 2021

accident

you

Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment

by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021

Accident

Something you say woops about afterward.

So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Accident

You

Accident

by Funny_man69696969 December 22, 2021

'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017