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n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 07, 2016
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An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004
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Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
by Chuffy July 22, 2003
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You
Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You
by GoAway.666 April 04, 2017
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An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
by tbonaz March 11, 2008
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Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?
by Bob Quigney October 18, 2007
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