A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010
Get the absence of shower syndrome mug.An Aban is confusing. Someone who will wear a mask all the time depending on who they're with, to the point where no two people would be able to describe him in the same way. An Aban will usually be way too confident but it is impossible to complain about it because more often than not, he has the right to be. Most people will call Aban an asshole but will still spend time with him at every opportunity. An Aban will challenge you on every single view you have no matter what he personally thinks on the matter; he will argue with you to make you start doubting your entire belief system. Abans tend to be very disciplined. You'll be hard-pressed to find him indulging in drinking, smoking, or even sex because he is beyond such earthly desires. Beware, the name Aban can often be confused with Arnold, and many Arnolds of the internet may in fact be named Aban in real life. Most importantly, all Abans hold a secret that not a soul in the world other than him knows, and there is a very special reason for it. If there were to be a situation where he'd need to talk to his past self, only knowing that secret will make a younger Aban trust the words of his doppelganger. You can try to be careful around Abans, but ultimately, you will end up spilling all of your troubles to him while knowing virtually nothing of value about his life.
- Bro, I am hanging out with Aban tomorrow.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
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Get the Absar mug.Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.
Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.
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My name is Abantika.
by Abantika14 July 21, 2021
Get the Abantika mug.In dysfunctional families, abandonment culture takes on many forms of abandoning family members rather than having a sense of compassion, love and responsibility for one another. Abandonment culture can also be a part of society as a whole, having no sense of social responsibility for people living in poverty, homelessness, etc...
"We dropped grandma off at the nursing home because she's getting old. We're keeping abandonment culture alive and well."
"Your brother is down on his luck and is facing homelessness? He can't live with us, keeping abandonment culture strong."
"You're about to turn 18, we have no sense of family so I have to kick you out now as abandonment culture is a part of this defective family."
"You're pregnant, don't expect me to be there for this child. I plan on establishing abandonment culture in this family immediately."
"Your brother is down on his luck and is facing homelessness? He can't live with us, keeping abandonment culture strong."
"You're about to turn 18, we have no sense of family so I have to kick you out now as abandonment culture is a part of this defective family."
"You're pregnant, don't expect me to be there for this child. I plan on establishing abandonment culture in this family immediately."
by Roxass February 15, 2014
Get the Abandonment Culture mug.Abanoub is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Abanoub, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Abanoub will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Abanoub deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
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