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Someone who beats his dick so hard it falls off. His penis is numb and is now using a prosthetic XXL Dildo as a penis. He spends his time on VR Hentai. Is a failure to parents.
Man 1: Did you study for the test?
Man 2: Nah, man. I'm Aban
by WHOISTHISFELLOW August 19, 2018
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A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.
Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.
by Rob____1 December 31, 2010
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