An Aban is confusing. Someone who will wear a mask all the time depending on who they're with, to the point where no two people would be able to describe him in the same way. An Aban will usually be way too confident but it is impossible to complain about it because more often than not, he has the right to be. Most people will call Aban an asshole but will still spend time with him at every opportunity. An Aban will challenge you on every single view you have no matter what he personally thinks on the matter; he will argue with you to make you start doubting your entire belief system. Abans tend to be very disciplined. You'll be hard-pressed to find him indulging in drinking, smoking, or even sex because he is beyond such earthly desires. Beware, the name Aban can often be confused with Arnold, and many Arnolds of the internet may in fact be named Aban in real life. Most importantly, all Abans hold a secret that not a soul in the world other than him knows, and there is a very special reason for it. If there were to be a situation where he'd need to talk to his past self, only knowing that secret will make a younger Aban trust the words of his doppelganger. You can try to be careful around Abans, but ultimately, you will end up spilling all of your troubles to him while knowing virtually nothing of value about his life.
- Bro, I am hanging out with Aban tomorrow.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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A man who has the kindest heart and warmest smile. It is a privilege to be loved by him. He is helpful and selfless. Always happy and radiating sunshiny happy vibes towards everyone who is around him. He has the potential to be a big shot and get everything he wants in life. And oh he's so hot. Will make any girl scream out his name in bed.
by kittyfari November 22, 2021
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by DutchRub December 31, 2010
Get the aban mug.A man who has the kindest heart and warmest smile. It is a privilege to be loved by him. He is helpful and selfless. Always happy and radiating sunshiny happy vibes towards everyone who is around him. He has the potential to be a big shot and get everything he wants in life. And oh he's so hot. Will make any girl scream out his name in bed.
by kittyfari November 22, 2021
Get the Aban mug.Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.
Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.
by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019
Get the Abandon mug.Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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