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abhandjob 

Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.
Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.
abhandjob by fuck me fuck me September 1, 2014
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AleHANDJob 

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.
Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!
AleHANDJob by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009
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AleHANDJob 

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.


Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!
AleHANDJob by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009

Alehandjob 

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.
damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.
Alehandjob by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

alehandjob 

a term used to describe a gay mexican
Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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