abhandjob

Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.

Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.

abhandjob by fuck me fuck me September 1, 2014

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AleHANDJob

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.

Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009

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AleHANDJob

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.

Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009

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Alehandjob

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.

damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.

Alehandjob by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

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alehandjob

a term used to describe a gay mexican

Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.

alehandjob by your friendly neighbor :) February 20, 2010

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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