abhandjob 

Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.

Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.

abhandjob by fuck me fuck me September 1, 2014

AleHANDJob 

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.

Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009

AleHANDJob 

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.

Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009

Alehandjob 

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.

damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.

Alehandjob by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

alehandjob 

a term used to describe a gay mexican

Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.

alehandjob by your friendly neighbor :) February 20, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020