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Farrah Abraham

Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.
Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.

Person II: Oh no, what now?

Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…

Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.
by pigeonVSstatue September 22, 2015
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Crystal aura

A crystal aura is a module that can be found on most of the 1.12.2 hacked minecraft client, it place and break crystal while dealing massiva damage
-wow your crystal aura is trash
-yeah i know, i use impact lol
by pcpbcope December 24, 2020
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aura effect

The expression and or actions shown by a girl the day after she has been pounded out of her mind
The normally perky girl walked into class pale and did not initiate conversation, so one of the boys asked her if she was experiencing the aura effect
by scott blumer March 18, 2011
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Abraham

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.
handsome
Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!
by RoseBudd November 27, 2013
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Abraham's Trifecta

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
by elliot77 December 4, 2015
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Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
by Kleeck July 8, 2011
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Arrah

Arrah is a strong and kind girl she is independent and sporty.Shes a joker and always makes people laugh.she is smart and always tries her hardest in everything she does. She always goes over the top and makes things much better,if you have a friend called arrah your a very lucky person.
Guy:"bro see that girl arrah ,I really wanna go up and tell her I like her but I'm scared incase she doesn't like me back,is I love her brown hair and her sparkling eyes,she is way more beautiful than she thinks she is.
by Boi5068 January 5, 2020
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