AOL

An ISP that sucks. 'Nuff said.

Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.

by NCW May 05, 2004

AOL

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

by Dave November 19, 2003

AOL

The only virus you pay to have.

"I felt like I just didnt have enough SPAM. So I bought AOL. Like an idiot."

by Will March 25, 2005

AOL

World's most popular ISP. Also world's easiest to hack ISP. And buggers up your PC if u ever try to uninstall it.

It's also a huge bulky peice of crap that eats RAM for breakfast (You have to open its own interface to connect).

Good thing is u can easily get free months & special offers by telling them u want to cancel ur account!

I use AOL coz im a n00b and I dont even know what IPS stands for and Connie only charges 60p a minute for oral sex.

by meepy August 04, 2005

AOL

AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags.
AOL: Garbage
AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid.
AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august.
AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open
AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG
AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave

Husband: "Hey Honey! A new AOL CD just came in the mail!"
Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?"
Husband: "I Don't think so"
Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"

by Sean Connery April 19, 2005

AOL

AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless!

I got worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed into my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!

by P February 17, 2005

AOL

the slowest thing i've ever seen next to watching a snail move. hell, a snail is even faster than a 56K server!! stupid idiots think having AOL is best even though they crash every 5 minutes. *haahhahahaha DSL rules!!* and wats this about AOL broadband? fast but cost a few couple of bucks. the free discus can save u quite a few bucks...

dude 1-COOL! I HAVE ANOTHER AOL DISC TO MY COLLECTION! woohoo! now i can use AOL and never pay! weeee!

by juilla June 13, 2004