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ALL U HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT U HAVE A FEMALE VAGINA AND U CAN SING (NOY WELL). U dont us ur tounge or teeth
SHE BUCKLES WHEN YOU LAY HER ON HER BACK AND GIVE HER A ALTO
alto by Jenkyn October 18, 2008
Alto is just a shortened version of "alright though"..

it's a quick and somewhat secretive way of gossiping about the sexy guy next to you.
Friend: Hey.. 2 o'clock!
Me: Daym! Alto!
Alto by LeSquash September 16, 2017
Alto is a very small town in Wisconsin that has no busnisses it has two churches less then a quarter mile away from each other. It has a factory in that small town don't quit understand that but ok and has LOTS of farms
Alto is a VERY small town
Alto by Stranger 555 January 21, 2019
A addict who's so addicted it makes him gay.hes a soicopath and sucks.he sucks at socializing and always cries in his house.He is very anti social and very agressive and selfish person.
Stranger:Did you see that guy there hes so aggressive and anti social.
Stranger 2:I know right he's definitely a alto.
Alto by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021
What ever basic white bitch has because having a juul ain't cool any more

A vaporizer that every Mf hits in the bathroom

In middle of each period after they told the teacher they had to shit
Derek can I get hit of your alto no John your a fucking fene get your own
Alto by Jefg8r April 18, 2022
sexiest male fortnite character that makes u piss urself
person 1: "i just bought alto!"
person 2: "let me se- AHHHHHHHHH" *starts peeing*
alto by mrsailor June 11, 2022