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Endless Ages

-"so what do you do"
+"I do endlessages"
by Lawrence April 30, 2004
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War of the Ages

(1) The book series, Zero Angel's War of the Ages.

(2) In Zero Angel's War of the Ages, a war that has gone on since before the creation of the multiverse (in fact, the creation of the multiverse was caused by a battle of the war).
War of the Ages is my favorite book series.

The War of the Ages has gone on since before your grandfather was born and will continue past your grandson's death.
by Zero Angel June 11, 2010
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Cock Ages

Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.
Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.
by the realness February 25, 2013
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the dark ages

Use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.
"Didn't you date jacob Ross?"
"cmon Kaitlyn we don't talk about the dark ages..."
by thedarkages May 20, 2017
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Dark Ages

When you have been without electricity or technology for a while, and aren't up to date with it all-such as older generations, people living on farms with little technology, or those who have been left without electricity due to various circumstances.
John: hey mate have you seen the new iPhones?
Jack: what's an iPhone?
John: have you been living in the dark ages? Else you would know.

Jill: we had a tornado come through last week. They haven't been able to restore power yet.
Mary: oh no that's terrible. It's like you're living in the dark ages again!
by SunshineStar1 November 3, 2015
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stages not ages

When someone is technically the same age as you, but he/she is in a different stage of life, so you are both experiencing different things.
Mike- "dude that girl is older than you"
Dan- "no she's not, I transferred schools! we are technically the same age"
Mike- "fine you're both 19, but she's a sophomore and you are a freshman. stages not ages, bro"
by asdoufds; October 6, 2016
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Dark Ages

secular society depicts the dark ages as a time where religion repressed humanity in growth, When in REALITY, this was the TAMING period of the human dog for submission to god in jesus name first in discipline to righteousness from their Pagan ways and thus allow newly formed disciplined entities the energy and Will to overcome difficulties towards the advancement of Awareness.
Wikipedia tells the masses " "Dark Ages" is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire." but followers of Christ know this was the Time needed to Tame the pagan dogs of Europe, savage Americas was next with African companions learning along the way. still far more work needs to be done for the human dog as their best friend is surely a barking biting savage .
by sambo sami suleiman azar September 16, 2010
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