lightswitch

To remove someone from you're circle, i.e. to cut off.

I got tired of her flaky ass breh, always lying and running around with them lame cats, lightswitch.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 14, 2017

lightswitch

a light switch has two meanings, one being the object connected to the wall that turns the light that it is attached to on and off. The runner-up being a joke in the youtube community of a you tuber by the name Jacks Films cohnerented with the video what turns you off?

There is a lightswitch on the wall over there.

by jacksfilmsforehead08 May 11, 2018

LightSwitch

To cut someone off.

That girl kept playing me like I was dumb, lightswitch.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 17, 2017

Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.

Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over

"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"

by waldildo July 29, 2018

Lightswitched

Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.

Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-

Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!

Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

A lightswitch

CORRECT THOMAS! And much like you are to me, it doesn't have any sympathy for you.... It doesn't care what you say... It's just going to do whatever it does regardless of how it affects you and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. So... Drone strike the Capitol... Right?

Hym "Correct Thomas! A lightswitch! You want it to work differently. It doesn't work that way. Much like All-star Superman, when Lex Luthor has Superman's power and then loses it... If you cared about what was happening you could have already stopped it. But INSTEAD... You are lying, corrupt, piece of shit... And you will throw as many bodies in front of the trolly as it takes in the hopes that maybe it won't roll YOU over. So NO YOU ARE NOT NOBLY GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TOO IMPORTANT... You are tossing bodies into the furnace in the hopes that it will keep you warm and alive long enough for you to get away with what you're doing. It'll kill me last. And it's way easier to steal antibiotics and Adderall from CVS was everyone but you is dead..."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025