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one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.
Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.
I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.
by Al Benedict November 14, 2010
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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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