1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

T-1000

Played by Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

A liquid metal Terminator.

" The T-1000 is coming! "

" What is it? "
" The T-1000 "

by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

1000 Ways To Die

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

14000605

Why the fuck would you search this up?

"A random number used in avengers: infinity war.
How many alternate timelines?
14000605"

by THICC boi bob June 25, 2020

10,000

A dice game using 6 dice. Can be played by 2-20 or more people. The object is to reach 10,000 points. You roll all 6 dice initially, and use the following scoring system to add the points. You can keep rolling the remaining dice, as long as you get either 3 of a kind, a 5 or a 1. When you either choose to stay, your points are added and it becomes the next players turn.If you don't roll any 1's or 5's, you don't get any points that round, and it becomes the next players turn. After a player reaches 10,000, everyone gets one "turn" to catch him, and pass him.

Scoring:
5=50
1=100
3 of a kind=the face value of one die x 100 (except that 3 1's are worth 1000)
4 of a kind=the previous sum x 2 (example, 3 sixes=600, 4 sixes=1200)
5 of a kind=the previous sum doubled (example, 4 sixes=1200, 5 sixes=2400)
6 of a kind=the previous sum doubled (example, 5 sixes=2400, 6 sixes=4800)
1-2-3-4-5-6 in one roll=1500
1-2-3-4-5 or 2-3-4-5-6 in one roll=500
6 ones at once is automatic win (instead of being worth 8000)

"Anyone have six dice so we can go roll 10,000?"

by Leviathin January 2, 2009

1000m snipe

Where you nut so hard that your cum flys 1000m into the air and someone or yourself catches it in their mouth

He 1000m sniped himself

by Thothunter694208 March 14, 2019

1000 yard stare

A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.

Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.

by ~Magic Marker May 13, 2007