Fasterbate 

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

Fasterbate by veovis88 June 26, 2009

facebatn' 

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

facebatn' by joeystanyard April 6, 2011

Fasterbate 

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

Fasterbate by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

fasterbate 

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

fasterbate by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Facebate 

A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.

Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..

Facebate by Boowakasha December 7, 2016

Fasterbate 

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

Fasterbate by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Facerape 

A violent attack performed by a man in which a face is fucked against the will of the person who's face is being fucked

Get the fuck away from me before I facerape you

Facerape by Annihalation January 9, 2009