Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Chicken Fingers

The single most menacing person in the entire universe

Max: Oh god here comes chicken fingers

Rob: crap we're gonna get fucked
Chicken Fingers: If you guys look at me again I may spit somewhere in your rough direction you faggot

by Lucosa July 05, 2017