Cruze

Just a foreign word for “Bus Wanker”

Today my hire car is at the garage! I’m going to have to be a right Cruze

by GrammarNaziii November 25, 2019

cruizer

Loser that have nothing else better to do on friday & saturday but cruize up and down the road in their import cars with upgrades their parents buy them

I wish my mommy gave me a car and pimped it out for me

Look at those jacksons their honda, they arent nothing but cruizers

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

Crozer

A boner so bad that if it touches any thing you legs get numb and your toes curl

He woke up with a raging crozer and fell when it touched his pants as he was getting dresses

by Lebrinsky June 11, 2018

cruger

An idiot who eats too much

That cruger is fat asf

by anonymous September 11, 2020

Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018

Dumbing Cruder Effect

Usually the result of the Dunning Kruger effect. When the less intelligent a person is the smarter they believe themselves to be.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.

Claimant: "This is not a conspiracy theory. I did my own research to fact check everything!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

The Nick Cruze

One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.

Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.

Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.

by Alcoholypmic Gold April 4, 2005