haf

hype as fuck

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

by ow , shawty bhadd May 9, 2010

HAF

Meaning "Hard as Fuck" ... Usually put it at the end of a saying in use of sarcasm. I usually say it to trampy chavs that think they're cool.

Ha look at that guy with the tank top, definitely HAF.

by LittleRaeRae April 16, 2011

haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

def haf

Meaning "definitely high as fuck"

Dude, last night we were def haf!

by Llama Liqour September 25, 2009

HAF

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

What the fuck happened last night? I'm HAF and I don't remember anything.

by Steph DC July 21, 2008

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

by Atheisto May 24, 2015