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cracksicle

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n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.
by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008
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crackin annie

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a very absent minded, dumb, and/or dippy person
"yo crackin annie! how many times do i gotta repeat my damn self!?!"
by thesnappleapple August 4, 2009
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Crackdillac

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A Cadillac purchased with money earned by selling crack cocaine.
Hey! Did you see Eli in his new Crackdillac? Took him a whole three days to save up for it.
by Shabootylicious August 6, 2009
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Crackerbones

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A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
by rnnd January 15, 2010
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crackerspy

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Ignorant white store employees who watch minorities who enter the store, thinking they might steal something. They also sometimes ask can they help, but really mean "Hey buddy I've got my eye on you."
It never ceases to amaze me, that every time I enter that store there's a crackerspy trying to 'assist' me.
by The_Zeitgeists January 17, 2010
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Cracklin Rosey

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A fart that makes a crackling sound that either ends up smelling not so much like roses or leaving a rosebud in your underpants
oooh that was a cracklin rosey baby
by dantheman73 July 9, 2010
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crackhead weight

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the lowest weight you've ever been
1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)

2. anorexia nervosa

3.lindsay lohan
by Real Nigga What's Up July 22, 2010
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