Reversed Boner

a reversed boner is me with math
"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!
by transkingleo August 07, 2018
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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 08, 2020
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boner barf

The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.
So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.
by Cbear1621 November 21, 2015
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Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022
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Boner Waster

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.
This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.
by Dankxs February 23, 2015
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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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