boner

Basically just your penis standing up.

Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.

by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023

boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.

farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.

by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021

Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022

peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.

*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.

by James Robert December 14, 2016

Rainy Boner

For people who get too happy when it rains.

Its raing, Ichi must have a Rainy Boner right now.

by Wizardboii August 16, 2021

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020