Definitions by FatherTy

Dirty-Boner 

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

Dirty-Boner by FatherTy April 18, 2022