Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.

e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'

by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018

Charlie Telphy

the funniest blackish actor ever.

Wow did you see that new episode when Charlie telphy came back? Awesome right?

by Leilei0 December 5, 2018

Volen-tell

When you tell someone to volunteer

If no one will volunteer. I will volen-tell you to

by ilikewordsinthissite March 4, 2019

Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

crackhead telepathy

when two best friends (the crackheads) think the same thoughts or say the same thing out loud

(really annoying person walks by) crackhead one: wow i hate her

crackhead two : i hate her so much

either crackhead : crackhead telepathy!

by crackheaduwu October 14, 2019

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Twin telepathy

It is not a thing

Twin telepathy is not a thing

by Mo Nina September 6, 2020