You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Mouth Milking

Sucking on a woman's breast

breast feeding is a early form of mouth milking

by Interrobang October 30, 2007

Milk

There was a man that was was curious so sucked on some cow titties and got milk

Damn this milk fire

by Beans.lol.milk.lol April 23, 2021

Milk Caps

A term used by people who don't know what "Poggers" means.

Dank memer : Bro, poggers
Virgin : Milk caps?

by shoppingkartman January 1, 2021

Milk

Something all the white boys drink

Milk

by Moonlightthemouseyt May 13, 2020

Milk

Something that a father is drawn to get some fathers are powerful and can resist it but others can not it takes a long treacherous journey and the father never returns.

My father left to get the milk

by SlaySisterQueenYass October 19, 2022

milk the ogre

When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.

“Hey bestie, I gotta go milk the ogre so we can keep driving his car and living in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018