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Short for „that’s on periodt“, meaning something like 'not up for debate' or '100% true'. Phrase preferrably used by girls and gays. Often used in combination with a particular hand movement as seen in the GIF, indicating there‘s no other way but death.
Girl 1: I love Nicki Minaj, she the queen of rap.
Girl 2: She woke up and chose facts, Top!
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Girl 1: Wow gurl, u so beautiful today, miss thinggg.
Girl 2: Top bitch!
by chanelgangsheet June 27, 2021
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Top tier sniz

The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.
1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?

2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.

3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.
by Danisoutside March 16, 2023
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fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.
I heard Gege got dat fiya top.
by zoe boy June 10, 2008
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This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 22, 2022
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frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.
“these frosty tops walk so slow!”
by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022
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Stove Top Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing is when you have sex on top of the oven
Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"

Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"

Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."

Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023
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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
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